COP30 in Belém: Save the Planet, Axe the Rainforest!

 

COP30 in Belém: Save the Planet, Axe the Rainforest!
Bravo, Brazil! Clear 13 km of Amazon rainforest for a shiny new highway so the elite can cruise to COP30 in style. Why? So the rich and powerful can sip lattes in air-conditioned halls, plotting how US regular folks should cut showers, flights, and burgers to save the climate.
Hot tip: Trees store CO₂, so chopping them down totally helps the planet. #Sarcasm #COP30 #ClimateHeroes

Meatless Meat and the Insane Vegans – A Green Nightmare

 

Meatless Meat and the Insane Vegans – A Green Nightmare

Meatless meat – seriously, who came up with this nonsense? It’s like building a car without wheels and calling it "driving fun"! These flabby soy things that look like a burger but taste like someone deep-fried an old sneaker – hard pass!

And then there are these unhinged vegans, clutching their kale smoothies while preaching about "saving the planet." Sure, while they force-feed their cats broccoli and look like they haven’t seen sunlight in three years. They think they’re enlightened, but really, they’re just a cult worshipping tofu as their god!

If you hate meat so damn much, why are you so desperate to pretend you’re eating it? Just buy a salad and stop annoying us normal people with your "Beyond Schnitzels"! And no, Karen, your vegan döner isn’t a döner – it’s a tragedy on pita bread.

I’ll stick to my steak – and if the world goes down, at least I’ll go down with a full stomach and no soy aftertaste!

#MeatlessMeatIsAFraud #VegansAreNuts #SteakOrNothing

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Israel First, America Last: A Betrayal of the USA

 Israel First, America Last: A Betrayal of the USA

Americans are furious—and rightly so! Their government throws billions at Israel while its own people rot in poverty and cities crumble to ruins. Criticize Israel’s occupation and war crimes? You’re instantly branded an antisemite and crushed. AIPAC buys Congress, anti-BDS laws strangle free speech, and Washington is Tel Aviv’s obedient lapdog. “Make America Great Again”? What a sick joke! It’s “Make Israel Great Again” while the USA bleeds out. This betrayal is unbearable! America must break free from Israel’s leash and finally save its own people!