COP30 in Belém: Save the Planet, Axe the Rainforest! Bravo, Brazil! Clear 13 km of Amazon rainforest for a shiny new highway so the elite can cruise to COP30 in style. Why? So the rich and powerful can sip lattes in air-conditioned halls, plotting how US regular folks should cut showers, flights, and burgers to save the climate. Hot tip: Trees store CO₂, so chopping them down totally helps the planet. #Sarcasm #COP30 #ClimateHeroes